Did any of you out there in gay Wilton Manors attend the 20th Annual Island City Canoe Race this last weekend? Â If you didn’t, this was the event where teams of 10 competed in a 7 mile relay race around the city of gay Wilton Manors beginning at Colohatchee Ramp and ending at Richardson Historic Park.
There’s was a men’s division, women’s division and co-ed division.
My inside sources who attended this event gave me the gossip on the event. Â First of all, all of the women were basically bitchy lesbians. Â Absolutely nothing wrong with being a lesbian..Definitely something wrong with being a bitchy one though. Allegedly, it appeared as if one team hired a dude to ride around people in circles on a jet ski causing one canoe to flip. Â LISTEN UP, it’s a canoe race ya’ll. Â It is NOT that deep.
My favorite piece of gossip though was the fact that the peeps from SouthFloridaGayNews were a bunch of pricks! Â Oy vey! Â Word on the street is they were basically walking around with their noses in the area like they were better than everyone. Â *cough*YOU’RE NOT*cough*